the enrichment centre reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak. in the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the enrichment centre urges you to disregard it's advice.
That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.
I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.